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Isn’t this the truth!! email courtsey Girish Desai

With this in mind, I bought myself a new scooter.
I wanted something that was easy on gas and could zip
me to the store and about town.
This seems to meet my EVERY need.

I love it! 
         




Remember:
Senior Citizens Are Valuable

We are more valuable than any of the younger generations:

We have  

silver in our hair.
We have 
gold in our teeth.
We have 
stones in our kidneys.
We have 
lead in our feet and….
We are loaded with
natural gas


 

ઓગસ્ટ 31, 2007 at 3:04 પી એમ(pm) Leave a comment

DRINK WATER ON AN EMPTY STOMACH

 PLEASE CHECK WITH DOCTORS BEFORE USE

It is popular in Japan today to drink water immediately after waking up every morning. Furthermore,  scientific tests have proven a its value.  We publish below a description of  use  of  water for our readers.   For old  and  serious  diseases  as well as modern illnesses  the  water  treatment  had  been  found  successful  by a  Japanese Medical Society as a 100% cure for the following diseases:

Headache,  body ache,  heart system,  arthritis, f ast heart beat,  epilepsy,
excess fatness,  bronchitis asthma,  TB,  meningitis,  kidney  and  urine
diseases,  vomiting,  gastritis,  diarrhea,  piles,  diabetes,  constipation, all eye diseases, womb, cancer and menstrual disorders, ear nose and throat diseases.

METHOD OF TREATMENT


01. As you wake up in the morning before brushing teeth, drink 4 x 160ml

      glasses of water

02. Brush and clean the mouth but do not eat or drink anything for 45 minute


03. After 45 minutes you may eat and drink as normal.


04. After 15 minutes of breakfast, lunch and dinner do not eat or drink anything
for 2 hours

05. Those who are old or sick and are unable to drink 4 glasses of water at the
  beginning may commence by taking little water and gradually increase it to  4 glasses per day.

06. The above method of treatment will cure diseases of the sick and others can
  enjoy a healthy life.

The following list gives the number of days of treatment required to cure/control/reduce
main diseases:

01.  High Blood Pressure – 30  days
02.  Gastric – 10  days
03.  Diabetes – 30  days
04.  Constipation – 10  days
05.  Cancer – 180 days
06.  TB – 90  days

07.  Arthritis patients should follow the above treatment only for 3 days in the 1st week,
 and from 2nd week onwards – daily.

*  This treatment method has no side effects, however at the commencement of treatment  you may have to urinate a few times.
*  It is better if we continue this and make this procedure as a routine work in our life.
*  Drink Water and Stay healthy and Active.


*  This makes sense…The Chinese and Japanese drink hot tea with their meals….not cold water.
   Maybe it is time we adopt their drinking habit while eating!!! Nothing to lose, everything to gain…
*  For those who like to drink cold water, this article is applicable to you.
*  It is nice to have a cup of cold drink after a meal. However, the cold water will solidify the oily
  stuff that you have just consumed. It will slow down the digestion.   Once this “sludge” reacts with  the acid, it will break down and be absorbed by the intestine faster than the solid food. It will line   the intestine. Very soon, this will turn into fats and lead to cancer. It is best to drink hot soup or  warm water after a meal.

*  A serious note about heart attacks: Women should know that not every heart attack symptom
is going to be the left arm hurting.
*  Be aware of intense pain in the jaw line.
*  You may never have the first chest pain during the course of a heart attack.
*  Nausea and intense sweating are also common symptoms.
*  60% of people who have a heart attack while they are asleep do not wake up.
*  Pain in the jaw can wake you from a sound sleep. Let’s be careful and be aware. The more
we know, the better chance we could survive…
*  A cardiologist says if everyone who gets this mail sends it to everyone they know, you can be
 sure that we’ll save at least one life.

 

ઓગસ્ટ 21, 2007 at 11:39 પી એમ(pm) Leave a comment

And They Ask Why I like to retire?

Question: How many days in a week?
Answer:    6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

Question: When is a retiree’s bedtime?
Answer: Three hours after he/she falls 
               asleep on the couch.

Question: How many retirees to change a light bulb?
Answer:  Only one, but it might take all day.

Question: What’s the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer:    There is not enough time to get
                 everything done. 

Question: Why don’t retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer:   The term comes with a 10% discount.

Question: Among retirees what is considered formal attire?
Answer:   Tied shoes.

Question: Why do retirees count pennies?
Answer:   They are the only ones who have 
                 the time.

Question: What is the common term for 
                 someone who enjoys work and 
                 refuses to retire?
Answer:   NUTS!

Question: Why are retirees so slow to clean
                out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do,
              one of their adult kids will want to
              store stuff there.

Question: What do retirees call a long lunch?
Answer:   Normal .

Question: What is the best way to describe
                 retirement?
Answer:   The never ending Coffee Break.

Question: What’s the biggest advantage of
                going back to school as a retiree?
Answer:   If you cut classes, no one calls your
                parents.

Question: Why does a retiree often say he
                doesn’t miss work, but misses the
                people he used to work with?
Answer :  He is too polite to tell the whole truth.   


My favorite one: 

QUESTION: What do you do all week?
Answer: Mon to Fri. Nothing, and on 
               Sat & Sun I rest!
Share this one with all the retirees that you know.  I’m sure they can relate to some of them!  AND, If you have not yet retired, look what you have to look forward to.

ઓગસ્ટ 1, 2007 at 7:39 પી એમ(pm) Leave a comment


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